just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
