an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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