why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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