I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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