the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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