in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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