scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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