She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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