i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Everything about him screamed your future.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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