Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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