i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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