It's Friday. Sex?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag