You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me