Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
In theory, it seemed like it would work.