Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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