Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Woke up backwards on a recliner
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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