Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it was like eating out sand paper
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
You left your phone here
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