This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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