i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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