Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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