I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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