I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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