There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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