YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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