ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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