dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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