I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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