I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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