in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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