North Korea, Best Korea!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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