One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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