marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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