I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I think I sprained my soul last night
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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