i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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