You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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