i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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