He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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