i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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