i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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