you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
