She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Randomize
