I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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