so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
