you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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