I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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