I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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