Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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