I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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