Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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