If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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