New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
How's work?
Spinning.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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