We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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