Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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